66 Years of Train Garden Delights in Northwest Baltimore

You probably have one of these in your own town somewhere, at a mall (assuming you have one left to go to), a library or firehouse. I’m seeing them growing in popularity and listening to people recount their delight in the time-honored tradition of train gardens, in particular during the holiday season. In most cases, a free show of throwback enchantment hailing simpler, if more painstakingly crafted modes of entertainment.

In northwest Baltimore City, on the cusp of Pikesville region, a firehouse has been putting on a 12 by 40-foot railroad spectacle every Christmas season, now in its 66th run. Baltimore County Engine 45 on 2700 Glen Avenue in Baltimore draws lookee-loos and families to its clickety-clack treasure trove. Always with a nod to the city’s roots, always with amusing roasts of kid-based pop culture.  Akwats something different that hasn’t been there in years prior.

My father in life was a diehard HO scale train aficionado. Having done a handful of professional custom builds for private clients including train buff Rod Stewart, my dad had worked on, for most of his adult life, his own train garden stationed in Cripple Creek, Colorado, circa the Old West. I got to know the term “roundhouse” as intimate as any word I knew in the English lexicon, since he was so proud of his own, which had a shifting track inside.

For most of my own life, my father used to take me, without fail, each December to Engine 45’s garden of goofery, which changes intermittently, every minute or so, between full and dark illumination schemes. Suffice it to say, the lighting schemes are so masterful, each mode is pure wonderment.

My father is now three years passed and before his death, he’d missed out on his beloved Baltimore train garden four years prior, as health and mobility became more of an issue. I’ve kept our tradition going with my own family, now my son and TJ. My kid’s been to Engine 45 each of his 16 years and it tickled me to end this year, he insisted we go to the garden on Christmas Eve at a precise time before beginning our family festivities. Just as I have in years past. I know my dad was thrilled to pieces and he was there in our presence around the garden.

Here’s to you, 45, and here’s to many more holiday visits to come…

–Photos by Ray Van Horn, Jr.

Five Things Friday – 12/22/23: Video Jukebox Christmas Edition

Christmas is nearly upon us, and I’m doing the best I can to get festive around here. Even my son said it just doesn’t feel like the holidays right now, and I know the reasons and agree with many of them. Feels like it just turned December and it’s been a rapid-fire, sometimes hostile work season, banging through gift shopping and party prepping, even doing much of it online. We threw a joint Channukah-Christmas party with our dear friends last Sunday as we’ve done for decades, sharing faiths and spirits (many spirits, lol) and warm laughter. 

Only then did it feel like the holiday season, as it will gathering with friends at a local pub tonight. I love holiday music, but my son loves it more, starting his barrages in July, then as early as November 1st. That kind of enthusiasm warms my heart, if pushes me sooner than I’m ready. Yet, I find myself eager to slap on Vince Guaraldi’s jazzterpiece soundtrack to A Charlie Brown Christmas, rock ‘n roll Christmas albums from Brian Setzer and The Reverend Horton Heat, soul music Christmas cuts, even the solemn symphonics of traditional spiritual holiday music.

Normally Chuck Berry’s “Run Run Rudolph” would lead off my Christmas Jukebox edition of Five Things Friday, as my favorite Christmas cut ever. As ever, I love music from most walks of life and wish I could expand this into a mega Christmas playlist, but here are five yule time classics striking my immediate fancy.

Jingle ’em if you have ’em…

The Ventures – “Sleigh Ride”

Or is it a surf ride down the pipeline with red and green plaid-patterned baggies and jingle bells taped the head of the board? The Ronettes win the day with their version of “Sleigh Ride,” yet The Ventures ran, not walked (heh heh) with this palatable twanger. A gem of its time which still holds up.

The Carpenters – “Merry Christmas, Darling”

As a child, I was enchanted by this song as I was Karen Carpenter’s voice. If you were around during the 1970s, how could you not be? So so sad this poor woman had all the vocal gift in the world, yet suffered from an eating disorder which robbed us of her talents, long-term. I get far more sentimental when I hear this somber song over any other on the radio.

The Ramones – “Merry Christmas” (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)”

Ramones, need I say more? 1-2-3-4!!!

Mavis Staples – “Christmas Vacation”

Always a mandatory Christmas movie pick for me and my son. It took Prince to expose me to the spectacular gospel stylings of The Staples Singers, and what delight it’s Mavis herself spreading one of the most cheerful holiday tunes ever to all the shenanigans surrounding her opening theme for Christmas Vacation. I still chuckle every year at the animated Santa getting the toy cannonball shot into his chubby nose!

Reverend Horton Heat – “We Three Kings”

A snazzy live rendition of RHH’s bossa nova-rockabilly take on the Christian hymn with some funky organ, to-boot. In my opinion, the Rev’s We Three Kings is the most underrated Christmas album of all-time.  Swing it!

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

“Revolution Calling” is Now Available!

Today is the release of Revolution Calling, whoop whoop!

Now available through Lulu in paperback and Ebook formats. Amazon and Barnes and Noble to follow. 

I will have signed copies of the novel available for purchase soon and will announce those accordingly. Upcoming book signing events to be announced, as well.

Get yours today through the following links. From the bottom of my heart, I am grateful for your support.

Paperback: Lulu

Ebook: Lulu

Praise for Revolution Calling:

“Ray Van Horn grew up during the 80s metal upheaval and associated culture wars and was clearly paying attention. Revolution Calling captures what it was like to be a metal fan when the music was still dangerous. The book has a vibe that will remind readers of Joe Lansdale and Robert R. McCammon. If you ever wanted a novel that mapped Stranger Things favorite Eddie Munson’s inner life, this is it. Die posers!”


–Justin M. Norton, Decibel Magazine

“A story of everyday heavy metal folk and how their everyday pain is real.”

–Joel McIver, author of To Live is to Die:  The Life & Death of Metallica’s Cliff Burton

“It’s obvious Ray knows his metal, but it’s also obvious he knows his wider pop culture, history, politics and world events, as Van Horn, Jr. snaps us right back to life as a goofy metalhead in the pressure-cooker that was the late ‘80s—or as Morrissey called it, the haties. As well, he delivers action events, concepts and plot in a rock-solid writing style that shines with clarity. Dialogue is mapped-out with similar confidence, allowing Jason and his exquisitely-drawn buddy Rob, as well as the tale’s other characters, to take shape quickly. Completing the circuit and keeping the tale fizzy and effervescent are endless flashes of place names, band names and brand names.”

–Martin Popoff, heavy metal journalist and author


“A passionate howl from the heart of the 80s.”

–Charles Addai, Editor, Producer and Writer, Hard Case Crime books and comics

Vintage Movie and Music Ads from Heavy Metal Illustrated Fantasy Magazine

You probably read my post a few weeks ago celebrating my love of Heavy Metal illustrated fantasy magazine, my love affair with it having begun in my tweens from an enabling 7-11 clerk.

Well, I’ve been getting reacquainted with my old treasures in-between current novel and comics reading projects, and I forgot how, especially in the early years of the magazine, Heavy Metal ran ads for albums and movies which became legends of their time and forevermore. 

We’re talking classic rock albums like Rush’s Moving Pictures, the Scorpions’ Blackout and Meat Loaf’s Dead Ringer. Okay, so Dead Ringer is hardly one of Meat Loaf’s critical gems, but it’s no surprise Epic Records took an ad here, since its cover was done by famed horror and fantasy artist Berni Wrightson. Wrightson being a standard at Heavy Metal in its pages and its 1981 animated film.

What really slayed me was the full-page ads for some of my all-time favorite movies: Blade Runner, Excalibur, the original Conan the Barbarian, Twilight Zone: The Movie, even the first Vacation film. Again, no surprise in the latter case, which ran a two-page spread with Chevy Chase as a nutty yuppie champion of the wasteland theme. The recognizable movie poster was helmed by fantasy art royal, Boris Vallejo, whose covers for Heavy Metal were always mandatory pickups for me.

I confess to being a nostalgic sap while taking cautious steps forward, but even TJ will tell you I got all extra sappy uncorking these advertisements from my youth. 

Sidebar, I was able to get my hands on these adult-oriented comic magazines at age 12 in 1982, but nobody would take me to see Blade Runner because of its R-rating. My mouth hung agape when I spotted Harrison Ford in that ad in Heavy Metal, being a total freak for Han Solo. Blade Runner became an immediate obsession I never got to satiate until seeing it on VHS at age 15. 

Funny to think I was delving into sci-fi softcore porn but denied entry to a hard-edged sci-fi noir film. Seeing my dismay, however, my grandfather bought me a Blade Runner movie magazine as a consolation prize. 

Check ’em out:

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

More Hype for “Revolution Calling,” by Ray Van Horn, Jr.

As we draw closer to the release of my new novel, Revolution Calling, Charles Addai, Editor, Producer and Writer at Hard Case Crime books and comics, who has published a number of Stephen King projects along with some of the best neo-noir, pulp and action series out there, has this to say about RC:

“A passionate howl from the heart of the 80s.”

Thank you so much, Charles! Revolution Calling is nearly here!

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

Godzilla: Minus One is THE One

I’ve been a Godzilla fan for most of my life , so much I ran a 10K on #TeamGodzilla and THIS is the one, pun intended. Beautiful, terrifying and valorous, Godzilla: Minus One is the most poignant film in the entire canon and the best since the original.

An emotional, humanistic redux that inspires with a rising above the ashes tale seldom seen in any genre. Arigato, Toho, for sending us a Godzilla masterpiece and for holding it over a week.

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.