Retro Ad of the Week: Got a Milk Mustache?

One of the most brilliant marketing campaigns of all-time has to be “Got Milk?”

From the 1990s into the 2000s, “Got Milk?” became a celebrity “thing” to latch onto, personalities spanning from music to film to sports to journalism to fashion models. Even political figures. I can just see the agent negotiations that went on back in the day. From Shaquille O’Neal to Whoopie Goldberg, Chirstie Brinkley, Britney Spears, Serena and Venus Williams, Mark McGwire, Tracy McGrady, Mike Myers and Ivanka Trump (to name a tiny few of legion who participated), the “Got Milk?” ads became a movement more than a mere pitch.

This to promote healthier living using back-to-basics shenanigans with the trademark “milk mustache.” I know as a child I had quite a few milk mustaches and no doubt every parent has run into these raising their own kids. My son sported plenty of them, laughing like a loon at them nearly as hard as a Spaghetti-Os ‘stache. I loved these silly ads you tripped over anywhere: comic books, magazines, malls, billboards, bus stops, parks. It worked, too, even for the lactose intolerant, who found their Lactaid substitutes to get on board.

Let’s face it, only star power of the time held so much influence as to rock the milk ‘stache and pimp what most people of the time wrote off as kid’s fuel.

Got Milk? Hell yeah!

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

4 thoughts on “Retro Ad of the Week: Got a Milk Mustache?

  1. I always loved those ads, but I loathe milk. Like, really. I eat cereal with a slotted spoon! Fortunately, my mom didn’t like milk, so she never forced me to drink it. I got my calcium from chocolate milk (not the store-bought; it tastes too milky) and milkshakes!

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  2. My favorite was the one where the jerky Wall Street type gets hit by a bus and wakes up in a room full of chocolate chip cookies, which, deciding he’s in heaven, he proceeds to devour, only to discover that all the milk cartons in the fridge are empty. Then he’s like, “Wait … WHERE AM I???” 😂

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