Lost Shlock Classic: Trick or Treat 1986

I didn’t get it in by Halloween as my annual tradition, but the shlock metal-horror film Trick or Treat 1986 is very dear to my heart, the film and the soundtrack by Fastway. Devilish whispers of “66 Crush” echo in my ears anytime I think of this flick and if you’re already familiar with the film about a persecuted metalhead fighting back against his oppressors via the satanic spirit of his dead metal hero, Sammi Curr, you know what I mean. “66 Crush.” It’s a rally call only the true metal heed, posers get bent.

Marc Price did an honorable job transitioning from that dweeb Skippy on the beloved Eighties sitcom Family Ties to a metalhead, Eddie Weinbauer, who slides by the gnarly nickname “Ragman” in this film. Price did a solid job of representing our generation of metal and none of us saw it coming then. Yeah, okay, the movie’s a turd in the last half hour. The premise of enacting vengeance via the resurrection of a hedonistic metal god from his fiery suicide through the backwards acetate spin of his final recording is not merely a joke, it’s pitiful. Then again, music lovers going all the way back to The Beatles’ White Album have been twirling vinyl in reverse seeking hidden messages. All part of the shtick Trick or Treat (not to be confused with the 2007 horror anthology Trick ‘r Treat) rides on, since Ragman’s metalhead-incognito best friend, Roger (Glen Morgan) nyuks about “pinheads” wearing out their records (and styluses) accordingly.

For all the facepalm-worthy shenanigans once Trick or Treat turns into a horror film, it has its metal heart in the right place and it’s glorious. For the first hour, the trials of Ragman in high school are as exact as what most headbangers of the 1980s experienced as outcasts. You had to the walk the walk to feel Eddie Weinbauer’s pain. It’s not just getting shut out of the boys’ locker room naked for the girl’s gym class to stamp the humiliation effect even deeper; it’s the fact the bullying jocks have infiltrated Eddie’s metal sanctum by poaching his cassette tape and strapping on his garb in mockery. Someone in Weightlifting class school violated one of my metal tapes back then, which I not only correlated with in Trick or Treat, I recreated my experience in my novel, Revolution Calling.

I can see myself and my headbanging buddy, Mark, when Trick or Treat came out in the theater. It wasn’t crowded, considering all local teens were usually present and accounted for most Eighties horror films. This one was about heavy metal, and it was no different than school, with only an alienated subdivision in attendance geeking at all the heavy metal bands we loved in Ragman’s bedroom, mirrored by our own. We outclassed Eddie’s room by the amount of metal pictures and posters enshrined in our rooms, yet he had an attic loft, bro, the halcyon of teen privacy!

Priceless cameos by Gene Simmons as a local metal DJ with the handle, “Nuke” and Ozzy Osbourne in a hilarious roast of Eighties televangelism make it worth digging up this relic. A relic which has found a wider cult audience (along with another metal-horror film of the day, Black Roses), by newer generations of headbangers. Trick or Treat 1986 is now considered an out of print lost classic fetching bigger bucks than the five-dollar cheapie bins it used to haunt. Thirty bucks for a DVD in the age of streaming says something, especially when Trick or Treat is currently found on just one independent streaming platform…for extra pay, of course.

Photo by Ray Van Horn, Jr.

Anyone who likes the Celtic punk band, Flogging Molly, ought to be aware that’s Dave King himself singing for Fastway in this film. An offshoot metal band started by the late Motörhead guitarist “Fast” Eddie Clarke, Fastway had a small handful of albums in the Eighties before they were corralled to contribute the songs to Trick or Treat. Seven anthems written for the album, all of them rocksteady pumpers, and two previously released cuts which never appear in the film, “Heft” and “If You Could See.” Fastway steals your soul (and the movie itself) with “After Midnight,” “Get Tough,” “Stand Up,” “Tear Down the Walls” and “Hold on to the Night.”

Blackie Lawless and W.A.S.P. were first recruited for songwriting duties with Lawless originally cast as Sammi Curr. Gene Simmons was also offered the role of Curr, instead taking a more memorable backseat as Nuke in homage of his disc jockey hero, Wolfman Jack. Nobody who loves this film gets by without snapping off Nuke’s sign-on greeting, “Wake up, sleepyheads….iiiiit’s parrrrrty time!”

Of all things, the part of Sammi Curr went to dancer, Tony Fields, whose wispy shag and chiseled physique gives the otherwise burnt-up phantasm a lilt such a nefarious, would-be black metal character doesn’t deserve. Fields’ twirling and prancing onstage at the school dance is too prissy for a spawn of Satan looking to take revenge upon the same school Eddie Weinbauer attends, synergy at its finest. Yet by this time, we’ve been waiting long enough for Eddie to consummate his improbable romance with Popular girl, Leslie. I say improbable romance tongue-in-cheek as I, as a headbanger of the decade, would land a straight Popular girl for more than a year after this film came out. It happens, believe it, or don’t.

Cringeworthy in the final acts (especially the toilet gag in momentary escape from Curr), Trick or Treat is still pure gold in my eyes. It speaks to my teenage soul for the first hour and it lays the foundation to writing about my own heavy metal life in Revolution Calling.

I’ll see ya ’round midnight, shock ya ’til the sparks fly…

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

The Man Behind the Boys in Ray Van Horn, Jr.’s New Novel, “Revolution Calling”

My classmates will remember this relic, though it had sleeves back in the day. Those came off the first couple years of my time in the music industry where other metal fans stood in awe of my “armor” when I covered live shows wearing it.

I am the real-life Jason Hamlin and Rob Martino from Revolution Calling, coming your way in early December from Raw Earth Ink.

Also from Raw Earth Ink, Coming of Rage, by Ray Van Horn, Jr. Available through Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Lulu, Kindle and Nook.

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

Scrying Exercise

In the esoteric world, scrying is a form of both meditation and divination. Also referred to as “peeping” or the simpler, yet broader view term “seeing,” to scry is to open your third eye to endless possibilities of the metaphysical. Some who scry use crystal balls or mirrors or even water. Some open a self-induced trance. With no real set structure or written order to scrying, it’s an open-ended form of looking into the beyond and reflecting on what you see.

Frequently scrying comes via fire, as TJ and I did on our honeymoon, honoring and raising energy to the divine as a way of thanks for blessing our union. It took a little extra effort and an extra nudge from the fire elementals presided by King Djinn, but we stoked our blaze and took the time to scry and whisper to each other what we believe manifested before our eyes. Fire dancers, salamanders, angelic facades and animal profiles are the most common beings to be found in a bonfire, and we certainly found those, live in within the random shots I snapped.

What do you scry from these pictures, if anything?

–Photos by Ray Van Horn, Jr.

Why Superman Still Matters

As a longtime comic book hound, I’ve had my in-and-out dalliances with Superman. One of the all-time greats of the genre. At one point, the indisputable king of superheroes. Love him or hate him as a comics fan or you just enjoyed watching George Reeves in the 1950s play the Man of Steel on the tube or the immortal Christopher Reeve (THE Superman, for my tastes) in his four movies. You can’t erase the fact Kal-El and his symbolic “S” totem has united an entire world for 85 years now.

85. Let that number soak in a bit. Nearly nine decades since Action Comics # 1 changed pop culture and turned kids and grownups alike into closet heroes tying bedsheets around their necks in pretend of crime-busting glory. More refined and with higher fashion stakes, they call it cosplay these days.

I love Superman and always will, but DC Comics hasn’t maintained my interest in the character since their New 52 and Rebirth initiatives. For those not initiated or all that deep into comics, I’m talking about relaunches and rebrands of the house books with brand new # 1 issue resets designed to garnish hype and interest for new generations coming to comics. DC and Marvel Comics are both guilty as sin, however, of taking it one step further, halting ongoing series under a set creative writing and art team to begin all over again with a new team in place. It’s getting tiresome and difficult to maintain brand loyalty, especially with recent cover price hikes.

You can beat yourself senseless trying to make sense of this off-kilter numerical continuity once you look at a tiny imprint “legacy” issue number like Marvel does, keeping a faint count of the actual number of issues a title has run of its full course. All in design of smoke screening hooked readers toward oversized, price-spiked “anniversary” gala issues of the title’s real-time sequencing. I’ll pause for you to hit the ibuprofen.

Thus, this week’s Superman # 7 from DC is actually issue number 850 had the publisher stuck to an actual count of releasing without all of the back-to-one chronological reordering. Need I further stymie the situation by mentioning DC reloaded the Superman title back to # 1 in the 1980’s?

Getting to the point of my rant-in-disguise-of-celebration, I won’t lie that Superman # 7 (circa 2023 and the new label initiative “Dawn of DC”) really didn’t cut it for me. Not even Daily Planet editor Perry White opening the issue with some tender introspection before announcing his running for mayor of Metropolis. Not even with Lex Luthor’s seeming rehabilitation and enlightenment in retrospection of his time being thwarted by Clark Kent and Superman, all these designed to hoist the “anniversary” flag of the comic as happens in every 50 or 100 issue storylines. Hell, this trope of Lex turning good has happened before and conveniently played the same time Norman Osborn has been absolved of his Green Goblin sins over in the competitor’s Amazing Spider-Man.

I didn’t even care about the scraggly, chained bad guy, Sammy Stryker, carrying a vendetta against Lex Luthor and, of course, Metropolis itself. Nor the Dr. Frankenfurter in a wheelchair and his mop-headed, trench-wearing cohort, Dr. Pharm and Mr. Graft. I’m not trying to be a dick, because I love comics with all my heart and I’m a writer too, but even with an entire team of “Supers” joining Kal-El’s endless crusade for justice, it’s all just whatever.

With the bold exception of Lee Bermejo’s poignant and beautiful variant cover, the real reason I allowed myself to be suckered into buying this issue. This, my friends, boiling down to a kid pantomiming Superman in his bedroom while the real Super McCoy swoops by… This is why Superman still matters.

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

Mr. and Mrs.

TJ and I did it, deluge be foiled! We want to thank everyone who came out to support our union, even with wet elements to pull off a spectacular wedding. Many traveled from great distance, and you humble us accordingly. We are husband and wife now and can’t overstate our gratitude to all, including the Robins at Tymeless Valley in Manchester, Maryland. for a gorgeous venue.

We have been blessed all week as newlyweds, but we are sooooo deeply touched by this gift from my Metalheads comic creative partner in Kiel, Germany, Dom Valecillo, for his rendition of a favorite shot of our wedding from a longtime friend, Jo. Wir sind sehr berührt, mein freund.

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

My Eternal Flame

The next time I see you all here at Roads Lesser Traveled, I will be a married man. My second marriage and TJ’s third, we both feel destiny put us on our separate paths as long-ago friends running into each other now and then, finally brought together in union two decades later.

We always clicked. We always got each other. We always laughed in each other’s company. Constantly. We always rallied one another, through tough times and in our pursuits as respective writers. She is the pillar of strength who restarted my deadened heart and gave me back my writing mojo. Whatever I’ve brought to the table in this relationship, it’s jived with her, and we are simply meant to be.

We have received early wedding gifts from distant friends who sent us treasures we will honor for our remaining years. The first being a set of hand drawn foxes, our mutual spirit animal, from an ultra-talented artist based in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, Debbie. The second is the heart-shaped printed lyrics to our forthcoming first dance song as man and wife, The Bangles’ “Eternal Flame.” Complete with our wedding date upon it from our likewise thoughtful friend from Georgia, Angel.

TJ will call me corny for this post later, but there’s a reason we chose the song, going back to our first few weeks of dating. TJ had called the two of us “instant twin flames.” After running into each other at a Panera while I was getting my son lunch, the “it” factor was right there. He was wowed by TJ upon first contact since she could speak his language, many generations removed.

Our romance was instantaneous from the first date the very next day in an Irish pub, nearly closing the place down on a Sunday night. We laughed like lunatics and pledged to keep the train rolling, sealed with a kiss the following evening. We knew what a gift we’d been given, and we weren’t going to let this get away from us.

I especially look forward to recreating this photo from our first getaway together in the western Maryland mountains…

I believe it’s meant to be, darling, I watch you when you are sleeping, you belong to me…

This ain’t no dream.

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.

Words and Music Live Forever

One of my many mementos from writing in the music scene is this glossy photo sent to me by Ron Keel following an interview we did a handful of years after the heavy metal band bearing his name had folded a second time between three stints.

Keel was a second-tier metal band from the 1980s who enjoyed a run of success with albums like Lay Down the Law, The Right to Rock, The Final Frontier and their self-titled Keel record from 1987, the latter gaining them routine play on MTV’s Headbangers Ball of their hit single, “Somebody’s Waiting.” Keel was also known for their covers of Patti Smith’s “Because the Night” and Rose Tattoo’s “Rock ‘n Roll Outlaw” from the underground ’80s trash classic, Dudes.

You probably figure with my novel, Revolution Calling, coming out soon, I’m feeling a lot of ’80s nostalgia and you’d be right. I remember playing Lay Down the Law and The Right to Rock in my bedroom, and even though The Final Frontier and Keel softened their sound, those two also got solid play from me back in the day. My dad went to great lengths to score me The Final Frontier for Christmas, much as he’d done with Kiss’ Creatures of the Night years prior.

The controversial album cover of Lay Down the Law had my mother gnawing on her tongue, but otherwise Keel was a straightforward metal-hard rock hybrid who disbanded for part of the 1990s while Ron Keel and guitarist Marc Ferrari kept glued to a dying metal scene from different avenues, Ferrari fielding a gear clinic column for Metal Forces magazine.

Keel took a shot at two reunions, releasing Keel VI: Back in Action in 1998, then Streets of Rock ‘n Roll in 2010. By the time I interviewed Ron Keel before Streets of Rock ‘n Roll was a here-and-gone thing, he’d cropped and teased his headbanger locks and grew a facial pattern as a would-be country singer. A super nice guy when we’d interviewed, he’d obliged me all the talk about the metal days that I wanted, and I know he appreciated my asking how the band got selected for the Dudes soundtrack. I’d done my homework on his country material and gave him solid feedback, since the guy always had nice, clean chops capable of shredding the octaves.

This signed photo from Ron came to me about a week after our interview. Unsolicited, he’d asked his press agent for my forwarding address and personalized the photo. In return, I gave my thanks through our respective channel, but it’s the message Ron left me on that picture that resonated then and even more so today.

Generations come, generations fade. Fads turn innovations by necessity before turning commodities once again. Yet words and music do live forever.

–Ray Van Horn, Jr.